Ah, it's Saturday again. Time for some EPL actions, I means some small bets to see whether my wealth luck in my chart is still there, ha-ha... Not encouraging any gambling here.
A football story,
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we actually have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
Anyway, I had enjoyed my Friday, reading the new book recommended by Master Howard Choy on Liu Fa Fengshui written by .....
Also admiring the hard-cover, sure worth it. Clear a lot of the hidden meanings in the Xuan Kong Ben Yi by T'an Yang Wu.
All of us still have a child mentality at times. Reminds one of the Tian Tong Star or The Waif.
Kids and environmental conditioning.
The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."
Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."
The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."
Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."
The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."
Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."
Ha-ha, yesterday was Children's Day and I hereby wishes all the best for readers who got kids.
Latest news about the economic turmoils from a news report, ha-ha...
Wall Street firms pays $200B against future crimes
In what both sides called "a landmark deal," the top ten Wall Street investment firms have agreed to pay a $200 billion "advance against future crimes" to the State of New York, enabling the firms to commit up to 300 new crimes a year, according to the Borowitz Report.
In view of the gloom, let's see what $2 can buy now,
A pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation.
"Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"
"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.
"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"
"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."
Well, Life would still have still to go on for people like us...
Now, interestingly, got a e-mail today from another of my groups in Yahoo, Master Howard Choy have recommended a book on Liu-Fa for fengshui written by a Taiwanese Master. Thanks Master Choy.
The quote:
'A new book written in Chinese by Lin Zhi-Rong 林志榮, a Taiwanese Feng Shui master has just came on the market, showing how Master Tan Yuan-Wu’s 談養吾 Xuan Kong Liu Fa 玄空六法 works in theory and in practice.
At the end of the book, he gave three work samples and I found one of them particularly interesting from a FS architect point of view, because he first amended the original design in a sensible way and then use the Liqi theories to support his redesign.
Below showed the work sample in question and if we look at them carefully we can see the core idea of Liu Fa is to “fen ci xiong” 分雌雄 and “na sheng qi” 納生氣 of the period by paying special attentions to the location of the Ling Shen and Zheng Shen for timeliness by lining up the furniture, windows and doors. The concept of “one item, one Taiji” is also evident at work and once the principles, and there are six of them are known, the applications are relatively easy to carry out.'
Argh, that's means tommorow, I would have to go around again in bookstores looking for the book, would you?
Well, a song from ELO, a German group who sings in perfect English, well, we would need some Strange Magic, ha-ha... from us?
This is the last major star in the North group of stars in Purple star astrology. And the English translation is just a general one; this star could also refer to a ladies’ man, or a person who sure knows how to take advantage of another’s predicament and etc. Overall, sounds bad in ethics. Characteristic, got a cheeky look and is a good talker who can talk himself out of any situations. Lately, one of my favorite drama which I’m watching in TV, is a Chinese classic : The Duke of Mount Deer which has a similar character protrayed.
Ha-ha, don’t worry if you have the star as you still have to look into other stars with it in the relevant palace. Normally this star comes with power play. And a combination with the right ones means an exciting life. It is a Peach Blossom stars second to Tan Lang. Sounds good for guys however, its weakness is being easily attracted to the opposite sex thus could be its downfall. If it meet with Tian Fu, Tian Xiang, Zuo Fu and You Bi, you will achieved high authority and fame. ’ More Women, No Cry.’ Remember our dear friend whose wife is lately in the limelight in Politics. Don’t tell me his chart doesn’t look like that, he probably doesn’t know his birth-time, ok…
However this star with the Qi-Sha star has a dangerous pattern if it meet up with Hua Ji since the Zi Wei text states : ‘ Qi Sha Lian Zhen means buried on the roads ‘ in addition to meeting Qing Yang , the Sword or Tuo Lo the Humpback would means meeting blood mishaps or dying in a foreign land. This star is always associated with Blood. Its element is Yin Fire By the way, Yang Ren or Qing Yang is the same name for the Sword star.Sound gloomy? Good news, as in the ying and yang, a chart pattern with these two stars combinations with the three positive influence of Lu, Quan and Ke will bring great wealth and status. So as with the bad times, there are the good ones.
Ok, with so many unfamiliar names brought up, this is a glossary of the terms:
Stars of the Southern group series.
Tian Fu – The Financier Tian Xiang – The Seal or Endorsement Tan Lang- Romeo or The Entertainer Qi Sha? can't think of a suitable name yet, can be a good guy or baddie...
Positive Sub-stars:
Zuo Fu- Left assistant You Bi- Right assistant.
Negative stars:
Tuo Lou– The Humpback
Yang Ren – The Sword
A song Lian Zhen would use if asked to buy the F1 Grand Prix tickets in Singapore tonight.
Too tired for anything else, rushed back after an audit in Johor for an appointment but could'nt make it. At least I' m trying to clear my clutters in Life, what about you?
As usual,
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No."
The little boy goes on, "Please...please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No, now go and play."
The little boy then says to his sister, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, "Please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother 'no' and I'm telling you 'no'."
The little girl says, "Please...please Grandpa make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"
The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!"
By the way, for readers unfamiliar with this destiny analysis, this is a method used with an abacus and a compendium, with 13 chapters with supposedly twelve thousand flowery proses or verses as some are missing for a reason. It’s quite taxing as you have to first work out the hexagram for two gua from early heaven arrangement incorporated with late heaven arrangement from the birth-chart’s four pillars and then using mathematics to derive analysis as well as the changed hexagram to foresee changing circumstances. Apart from that, there are still a lot of other aspects you have to look into. On top of it, you need to have a strong foundation in Bazi and Zi Wei Dou Shu as well as the Yi-Jing.
Expect to pay between HK50,000 dollars onwards for a reading in Hong Kong. However, if you were to go to China and have the affinity to meet one such master in the rural province, it's cheaper, about 300 remminbi onwards.
Ironically, three years ago, there were practitioners incorporating Zi Wei and Zi Ping with this analysis which was wrong accordingly to a North school practitioner in this field. Back then and now, it is a practice to incorporate 8 palaces or domains of Zi-wei for divination among these cetain schools.
This is how a actual Tie Ban readings would look like.
Dying Unhappiness
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"
