Friday, June 25, 2010

Super Powers

A quote:

'I used to have Super Power but the psychiatrist took it all away.'

: )

As usual,

Classic Definitions and Cool Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. : (

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water-power .

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. : )

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name Men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer: Someone who gets paid for reading these type of mails.

Till then,Cheers.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Super Pig

Talking about Super Heroes, ha-ha..

Nah, My blog ain't turning into Animals' Farm. If you happened to be here, Mr. George Orwell.

A Story from 1998, another of the Football World Cup year.

Did You See LuLu the Pig?

A UK-based documentary production company is looking for people who witnessed a daring rescue at Sara's Campground. On August 4, 1998, Jo Ann Altsman’s life was saved by an unlikely hero. The Beaver Falls resident was vacationing with her husband, Jack, their dog, Bear, and their Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, Lulu, at Sara’s Campground, located near the entrance of Presque Isle State Park. That morning Jack left the couple’s trailer at 5 a.m. for a fishing excursion. When Jo Ann went to get out of bed later that morning, she felt disoriented and dizzy. She managed to force herself out of bed, but as she did she fell over. Jo Ann could not move, felt nauseous, and had severe pains in her arm and chest. Having suffered a heart attack 18 months prior to that August morning, Jo Ann knew exactly what was happening.

“I tried to scream for help but no one seemed to hear me,” says Jo Ann. “I managed to reach for my alarm clock and throw it through the window, but no one came. Bear and Lulu were just looking at me and whimpering. I was praying to God to take care of my family, and I kept saying to Lulu ‘go night-night, go lay down’ but she wouldn’t. Then she disappeared.”

Lulu, who had never previously left the confines of the yard at home, squeezed her way through the trailer’s doggy door and ran to the nearest road. In what seemed like a conscious act to attract help, Lulu, who weighed about 125 pounds at the time, lied in the middle of the road. When cars would swerve by the massive animal, Lulu would run back to the trailer to check on Jo Ann and then return to the road.

“Lulu would keep returning and then disappearing again,” says Jo Ann. “I had no idea what she was doing. With all the pain, ten minutes felt like a lifetime. Every time Lulu came back, I would try to get her to lie down, but she wouldn’t.” Forty minutes had passed since Jo Ann collapsed. “I thought to myself, this is it. It’s all over. I remember Lulu coming back, and I said for her to go as mummy was dying. She went off again, and I just shut my eyes and waited for the pain to go.”

In one last attempt to save her owner’s life, Lulu went back to the road, finally grabbing the attention of a man driving a flash convertible. He went over to Lulu, but as soon as he approached her, she got up and started to walk toward the trailer. Lulu kept walking, occasionally checking to make sure the man, who has never been identified, was following her. She led him right to the front door of the trailer.

“I heard a man calling from outside the door, saying Lulu was in distress,” says Jo Ann. “I managed to find enough energy to shout back ‘so am I! Please call an ambulance.’”

Realizing there was a problem, the man ran to the campground reception office and dialed 911. Jo Ann was rushed to the hospital, and Lulu, having cut the underside of her belly from squeezing in and out of the doggy door, was taken to a veterinarian. A few days later, Jo Ann was flown to the Medical Center in Beaver Falls for open-heart surgery. Doctors informed her that had another 15 minutes passed that morning, she would have died.

Lulu became a national celebrity and her story was front-page news in the New York Times. She also appeared on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee, 20/20, and Oprah. Recently, the exceptional story has grabbed the attention of Big Wave, an award-winning documentary production company based in the United Kingdom that makes science and wildlife documentaries for the BBC, National Geographic, and Discovery channels. They are currently working on a new series for Animal Planet and the British station Channel 5 that has the working title Animals Saved My Life. The series will look at seemingly altruistic acts by animals toward humans, drawing on the latest findings of the world’s leading behavioral scientists in an attempt to gain insight into the actions of animals.

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Well, that' s sure a Smart Pig. Yap, cheers to all the Super Pigs!
Ehmnn, as a mark of respect after watching the documentary finally shown on local TV, I will stop eating pigs for a week. : )

Friday, June 18, 2010

Ignorance Is Kind

Something to pass your time if you happens to be here...

And God Said...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was cheating on him and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity.

Why like that" And a great booming voice was heard from above ...



Friday, June 11, 2010

Pollutions of the Minds


Taken from the above link.

'BP has quartered off the coast like its guarding a war zone. The company chased a CBS news crew from a beach in South Pass, Louisiana when they tried to film a thick coat of oil, and CEO Tony “I just want my life back” Hayward famously barked orders at a cameraman as if he was a visiting king walking among peasants.'

About gambling for the Football World Cup, let me talk about it later. While we are living our normal life and having fun, let's focus on another event in the World today though it is the start of this soccer event that takes place once in every four years. The above link is referring to a major disaster that is happening in the world now with the consequences that will be affecting the Planet Earth' s Marine Life for years to come. I am not going to engage in any senseless debate but I was amused that the British Media had shifted the focus to Mr. Obama for highlighting the problems which caused a bad image for British Businessman in America. Hey, come on, that stupid leak have been around for such a long time that you can't PLUG IT? You mean with the Millions you have been making all these years digging holes, you have not bother with the risks or putting reinvestments back into R & R to take measures if this scenario or in this sad case have happens? Secondly, why can't you Media highlight this LEAKING problem instead of changing the focus to a more materialistic issue so that Maybe Superman will hear about it and comes to the rescue or give his suggestions on how to PLUG this problem.

Phew, at least I' ve blown my mind, ha-ha. Okay, for those of you or who have friends or spouse who have been itching to place bets on this World sporting event, its okay as long you don't intend to be a Millionaire after the World Cup ends. If you are thinking of making some money out of it through betting with your hard-earned money, forget it. There should be better ways to make money from other things and maybe at the most, you just waste your time instead of MONEY. My advice, if you have some money to throw, that's okay, then put your bets on your favorite team to be the World Champion and if you don't make any money, doesn't matter as you have fun watching your opponent clobber your team at least. Ha-ha, Me EVIL!

Or Maybe, you can find out where David Beckham's Son is schooling and sent your son there if you have one and maybe your son can be a millionaire and you can live in comforts for the rest of your life. Just a suggestion....

You know as I have said before, I was invited to do an audit for a casino in a third world country which I have rejected while having Lunch with the owner, a conversation:

Mr. Casino Owner: 'Ah, Its okay as you feel you are not up to this level to handle this project.."

Me: 'Just curious, Mr. X, What do you think about all this fortune seekers, after all this years running this business?'

Mr. X: 'Oh I am amazed how the Human Greed could affect Rational thinking, they comes all the way here and exchange their hard-earned cash for plastic chips so that when they wins, they feel too lazy (giving themselves a reason) not to change it back to cash hoping to win more by carrying on. Its only when they have lost everything, then they wake up, ha-ha.'

Me: 'HA-Ha, so funny..' while thinking to myself: '#@**'

Mr.X : 'Hey, don't tell me that you intended to change occupation to being a reporter?'

Me: 'No, no, don't worry..'

Well, that's all folks.

To Your Champions.

Or This

Wasting My Time

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Being Ordinary

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then he says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung. Someone has stolen tent."


Hi all,

Guess What? Actually I had not thought of blogging, being busy and finding other things to amuse myself lately. Well, strange enough, the last two days events culminated into this thoughts that I am sharing now. It started with attending a Yoga Mediation course that is free. Fair enough, it really is free and the organiser had to spend some money at least in renting an air conditioned classroom and other amenities and not even asking for a donation at all, I am impressed being bored by those freebies with a catch. Then as usual, a prep talk before the mediation exercise started which is about the Ten Masters, Abraham, Socrates, Lao Zi, Confucius, Moses(reminds me of a Dmoses in 5arts forum which had given me a moment of time in relaxation while debating with him) and some Indian Masters.

I had then when having some free time just now, updated on what is happening in the 5Arts Forum and the first thing I saw was 'What is Qi' and a member was asking some to explain whether the Qi from Yoga and Mediation was related to the topic. Then I read another topic that was on 'Encounters with the Supernatural'.

Eerily, I had a few days ago, and I even told a 5arts Friend that being bored, I had lately started applying Da Liu Ren on wealth luck as I was curious whether it works or not. The first time I had used it was a Malaysian couple had came into Singapore and asked me about their wealth luck as they are visiting Marina Bay Sands Integrated Resort Casinos. I had got a reading showing Wealth in Void and I didn't wanted to spoilt their fun as they were already in Singapore though tactfully, telling them to stop if they win enough due to my habit of being cryptic now, ha-ha. As usual, they told me that they lost some money before they left. The second time I had then used it on myself which was on Monday this week, for our local lottery Toto which had a snowball prize of S$1.5 Million. I had normally used the Da Liu Ren in the past to find out how critical the illness was for client and also like the art Qi Men Dun Jia to look for doctor with affinity to cure. And as I was curious how accurate this art could be for Wealth, I had decided to use it meanwhile to learn.

On that Monday as I had met my friend together again for a casual drink at a local pub owned by a British friend, I told him I decided to try it out on this lottery. I then told him I got a DLR chart stating that I will have some small wealth and the curious thing was that wealth didn't appear in the Three Pass or Three Transformations part, the most critical portion in the analysis as this metaphysics arts can also be used to read world events.(Ha-ha, I had not bought any ticket as I have explained my reasons why to that friend of mine).

And true enough, no one strike the Jackpot prize and it snowballs to S$3 Million now for this Thursday Draw. Yesterday, as both of us meet up, I then told him about the results. Before that, I told him as I was moving around before to meet him, I had then check the DLR chart to find out where the best place to buy but however, I got a chart instead on Authorities/Ghosts or 官鬼 as the main theme instead of Wealth and with the Shen Sha or Angels and Demons which is more on spiritual events. Guess what? We were actually meeting up for this Yoga mediation class which is spiritual stuffs. I had a good laugh after that as before, I had actually thought of skipping the class as I was quite tired but the chart had said that it is good for my health which is my priority now. True enough, after attending the free course, I had found improvement in my Life today as I write my thoughts. Anyway, just for your information, Da Liu Ren as mentioned before is not an easy Metaphysics Arts to learn as intuition is involved too. For those using the Yi Jing, Wen Wang Yi Gua or Liu Yao will find it easier to understand the concept. So don't say I didn't warn you if you intend to learn this art. Sometimes, the readings will ignore your request and go into another thing. Interestingly, I had used the I Ching today which had also ignored my request for another matter and had given me a Hex 30 Li instead, two Li Gua, and Fire sometimes you can look at it as religion. The funny part was as I was using a poker card method, I had got a picture card, the Queen of Heart which is auspicious. And the Yoga mediation uses the photograph of Shri Mataji, the photograph together. Coincidence with the Queen of Hearts? Sometimes, I do feel the I Ching has resort to challenging me now instead as I am Human and sometimes do think 'Eh?' I wasn't surprised when Mulberry had shared my viewpoint at one time. (She at least had conceded whereas the I Ching suspect I have not, ha-ha)

This meditation course is actually about awakening the Kundalini involving the Seven Chakra or you may say opening your third eye and many others telepathic arts which is similar to that of Taoism or the Tibetans Arts.

I will be Back to continue this post, off for a while to watch an old Korean drama for an hour daily, my chicken soup which at the moment is putting a smile on my face. : ) cheers.

Ha-ha, I' m back as I have again got lost in my focus in something else. Not the Football World Cup craze. Anyway, I would have some advices for those with spouses or friends who have uncontrollable urges in gambling in my next post. Thought I would write about it down first here in case I forget again, ha-ha...

Anyway, the meditation course was about the Void(sounds familiar as in Metaphysics) and our thoughts which will initiates the actions and results in favorable or unfavorable outcomes. Unfavorable as what you can say : 'Looking for troubles' or 'You asked for it' when a person is well-fed and Bored like me, ha-ha....

For a clearer explanations, read this link for one of my posts.

Anyway, interestingly, in this meditation session, we were told to immerse our feet in a basin filled with water and a handful of sea salt add in to remove negative chi from our body as we meditate just like in Feng Shui. It works, just remember to throw the used water into the toilet bowl and do not kill your plants if you like to recycle for climate change. : )

Okay, that will be all, folks.


My thoughts which is straight from the heart:

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Playing God?

I just got an email complaining that my blog is getting boring with all the metaphysics stuff and I sure am pleased to hear about it, ha-ha. It will motivates me to relax now whenever I had feel stressed to write something which is the reasons why I had put up 9 links here for you all to explore if I am not around. Anyway, the writer was asking me: ' How do you people in this God like position live your life since you almost knows all about life to be in a position to advise people in need?' and 'And write something about being an Authority of your own life..'

Well, mine that sure is thought provoking. And as I started to write my thoughts and as usual, music to relax as I contemplated, the following song was played on FM 90.5, a local radio station, Jacko: 'You are not Alone' coincidentally.

Remember at that time when I had talk about the Living Hell in one of my posts. A few years ago, I had look for masters to understand more about the elusive 'Da Liu Ren' knowledge, one of the ancient metaphysic arts as I had then felt that I had more or less knows about Tie Ban Shen Shu, Iron Plate Divination Numerology' and surprise, there is an ongoing late drama show on Channel 8 a few days back, our local television about the Bad ones trying to get hold of this knowledge which uses an abacus and a book called Heaven's secret which was passed down by ET, an alien accordingly to that TV script. Its kind of freaky as what Mulberry, a web friend from 5 arts forum had said for unexplained phenomena for haphazard events that had come together coincidentally. At that time, I had found the so called basic foundation for Da Liu Ren, a big puzzle and I have left it alone until lately being bored, I had then took the text out to have a re-look and again, surprise, some of the theories are starting to make sense now, after hundreds of case studies. Anyway, I had then started to feel smug or God-like and I was then bought to ground immediately from that email today, God floats not humans, right? I then think back, its like God telling me: 'You want to play God?', and it had reminds me of my one month' s Hell in the hospital as the doctors had try to diagnose my problem as initially they had suspect that it was cancer as it had all the symptoms and mind you, I am still living my everyday with that dreary thought though the doctors were puzzled why it was'nt which had bought me to a recent topic where a forumer was saying that people with the three punishment of Chou, Wei and Xu have a high possibility of having cancer and which, of course I had replied indignantly with an article from Damo Qigong, a website from China though I do not have that lucky combinations.

Well now, that's interesting, having the habit of the old chinese cryptic thought now from reading too much of the Classics, it sounds like: ' You don't want to be Human, Eh?' which had brings me down to Earth immediately. Though there are times that I had grown bored with this World but I still have no thoughts of leaving it yet, ha-ha...

So Hey, I think there would be times from now where I will ignore any more email requests and I hope to have your understanding. You all should know that it is not monetary reason as some of you have been generous to offer and as I have said, give it to your favorite charity instead. However for those with the affinity, I will do my best to show the Way or Tao provided that you do some readings on the I Ching and I assure you that even if I am not there, somebody would be there for you. Lately, I had kinda of feel that the I Ching have been trying to get my attentions but I had been ignoring IT. Well, Now, You God, listen, my answer: 'I' m not playing God and I never will but just to bring some joys to this bleakly dark world, OK?'

Anyway, I will have no regrets as I believed that I have lived my life to the fullest and bringing rain of joys and rays of sunshine when necessary, right?

You are not ALONE, OK?