Thursday, July 22, 2010

Growing Up?

If you are here and feeling mellow like me, : )

Aging Gracefully,

The Greatest Benefits of Being Over 40

- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

- People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

- You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

- You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

- You get into heated arguments about pension plans or the government latest CPF

- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car mechanic.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- You sing along with elevator music.

- Your eyes won't get much worse.

- Your investment in health insurance or Medisave is finally beginning to pay off.

- You can't remember who sent you this list.

一生何求 The Search In Life

Thinking of Retirement? Read this first....

Neighbors in Montana

A successful business man became disenchanted with the stress of the fast life in the big city and decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere in Montana.

After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude but feeling a bit bored, he hears the drumming of hoofbeats outside his cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man riding up on the horse.

"Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your neighbor, I have a ranch only six miles from here, and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking, fighting.... We'll have a great time".

Glad to find a new distraction from the usual routine, the new rancher lowers the rifle and ask's " Any dress code, formal or informal?"

" Aw, don't matter" replied the friendly neighbor, " Only gonna be the two of us".


Till-then, cheers. ^________^ for my facebook friend, Kimn.