Cowboy and Life

Hi Folks,

As usual,

A Cowboy’s Guide to Life.


'Never squat with yer spurs on.

There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'..

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.'

My apologies, ain't got anything worth to contribute lately. About Zi Wei Astrology, do you remember earlier that I had posted a link to a forum which have contributions from Master Tony Tan so that I don't have to keep copying, ha-ha. For the Southern group, I would try to do some posting the next few days, if he is still not back from Indonesia to contribute. Argh,it will be back to work. Finally, the Strategist in Mr. Obama has shown up with a brilliant tactic which I have been wondering why the previous government had not focus on and had spend funds on unnecessary projects and scientific research, quote from a news report: 'He also plans to develop alternative energy technologies that he says can free the United States from its dependence on foreign oil and keep the US economy competitive in the years ahead.' Well-done, Mr. Strategist.

Till-then,
Cheerio!!!

Sun Tzi' s Art of War

Hi Folks,

Did you all go on to Master Joseph Yu Blog for his views on Liu Fa Fengshui, I assure you that it would be interesting. and it is not a commercial site. I have not come across any reputable master yet who have taken this stance on Liu Fa Fengshui. Sure admire him for that for bringing out his views. I’ m not related to him, so don’t worry, ha-ha…

By the way, I was getting bored yesterday but got amused when I came upon an interesting article about a news report by Master Ken Lai in his blog from October 2007. Nothing to do with the above topic. Guess it would be tedious for you all to search, here it goes.

‘The following case is a real Feng Shui war happened in Taiwan. This is taken from a newspaper report.

The office building of a government department looks like the mouth of a tiger. It is called "Tiger Snooping" (老虎探頭 ) formation.

Around 1980, the residents lived across the street of this office had a family member who died accidentally. They hired a Feng Shui master to find out the cause.

The master said the government office across the street looks like a tiger opening its mouth to bite potential prey. The mouth pointed at this resident's (Mr. Wu) house. So accidents happen to them.

This family was advised to put two 30 cm long wooden arrows on the external wall facing the government office. Life becomes peaceful again for many years.

Five years ago, the government promotes energy-efficient designs and put sun-blocking steel mesh around the office building.

Mr. Wu did not feel comfortable with this steel mesh, so he consulted the Feng Shui master again.

The master said the Feng Shui formation becomes "tiger wears armor". The steel mesh has boosted the power of the tiger mouth. ( Ha-ha, pardon me when it gets to this part, I sure love the beauty of the Chinese language in fengshui, didn’t meant anything else, my personal quote )

Mr. Wu replaced the wooden arrows with stainless steel arrows and increases the bow and arrow sets from two to three.

Strange things happened after this Feng Shui battle has started. The wife of the dept. head of this government office and multiple employees died of accidents or cancer. Low morale and fear rule this government office.

The government office invited Mr. Wu for negotiation and compromise. But so far nothing is done yet.'

Well, well, I will just leave it to you all to decide…

Sweet Dreams.

The Wind Of Change.

Hi my fellow practitioners,

They say that a picture tells a thousand words, so be it. He must have met a face reading expert or did he not?

Ha-ha, just joking, no offence. Anyway, feel like lazing around today to write anything. However, if you are feeling bored, you can google Master Joseph Yu blog on his views for liu-fa fengshui by T'an Yang Wu.

Till-then, cheers.
Have a nice lazy afternoon.

Sixth sense

Hi Folks,

As usual,

Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon ..."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what's in the wagon -- just amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ugh ... not amazing ... wagon ran ... over me ... 30 minutes ago!"


Let’s look at what today has in stall for Mr.Obama for symbolic stars in Bazi. Ain’t got the time for a Purple Star Astrology analysis, ha-ha, my apologies.

It’s not the trend that are looking good for him that I am supporting him to be the president.

Don’t bother to analyse Mr. McCain’s birth chart as I have says in my earlier posts in September for Shen-sha in Bazi, and Interferences for Zi Wei Astrology on Mr. Obama birth-chart. The sword did move in September, seeing a major economic crisis or disaster for United States which is in his destiny not saying that he caused it as the mortgage crisis have been there all the while brewing and waiting to explode at the right time.

He is supposed to be in Heaven Void in this month of Xu, which is inauspicious however his ten year luck pillar of Xin and Mao, the earthly branch which could have combine with the Xu branch to remove the void, is it possible? If the void is still there, it would have meant an empty or fruitless month.

Today, he meets his nobleman star Shen which has a partial triple clash with Si in his day pillar and can it push up a invisible Yin like tri-combinations removing the Heaven Void? Ha-ha, just wondering? Shen is also his Death star which if favorable indicates courage and ability in planning. His Year pillar meets the Gold Carriage Star, Happiness Star and Dragon Virtue Star in Shen indicating him bringing glory to his ancestors. But most of all, importantly, he meets the Nobleman Star on this crucial day. Therefore, to conclude, I forsee a landslide victory for him.

Congratulations, Mr. Obama.

Oops, what is going to happens to the world stock indexes tomorrow?

Till-then, cheerio!!!

Do you tilt like him?

Pictures courtesy of Mr. Erich Teoh from CAFS.




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Hi Folks,

What a nice lazy Saturday afternoon, reminds me of this song.



Anyway, let's carry on with Fung Sui, yeah?

An introduction to a famous entity in Singapore.

‘The Venerable Sek Hong Choon, a well -known monk in the Malay Archipelago.

Venerable Sek was born in 1907 (2nd Age), came to Singapore in 1938, thereafter went to Penang in 1943 to be the abbot of Mio Hiong Lim Temple where he met Wu-Chang Sect Geomancy Grand Master Yu Xi-yin. This chance encounter made the Grand Master accept the Venerable as his selected disciple to impart the Xuan Kong geomancy theories.

Therefore in 1965, Venerable Sek officially returned to Singapore to take charge of the building of Phor Kark See Temple. Venerable Sek Hong Choon devoted his time to the Buddhist faith. It is a great loss that he did not impart his geomancy skills to any of his close disciples or they were not interested in the material gains’

Quote courtesy of Master Victor Li from Hongkong, part of it edited by me.

Now today, let’s look at tilting of doors from an example from Raymond Lo’s book of Feng Shui Essentials.

Here, he gave an example of Venerable Hong Choon audit for Hyatt Hotel.
For flying star chart to go along, you have to do the plotting yourself. It is facing NW1, Xu or 戌 at Age 6.

Here it goes,

‘In Singapore, there is a very famous feng shui story about the Grand Hyatt Hotel on Scott’s Road. This is an ‘Age of 6’ building with front facing northwest 1.

The main entrance in the NW has water star 8, which is good but it is “future prosperity” during Age of 6. So its effect is slow. Hence the hotel did not enjoy good business when it was opened in the sixties. The most prosperous star at that time is water star 6 which is located at the back of the building at SE sector. And the other prosperous water star 7 was trapped in the centre. So the local management decided to try Feng Shui. They engaged a famous monk called “Master Hon Chuen” and he is a Flying star practitioner under the lineage of Master Tham {or some refer to as Master T’an Yang Wu of Liu-Fa Fengshui,}

It is said that since Master Hon Chuen recommended some feng shui changes, the hotel suddenly gained prosperity and maintained good business until today.

What has Master Hon Chuen done to the Hotel? The most obvious is that he changed the angle of the doors at the main entrance. The entrance was facing NW1, he turn all the doors to 45%. That means all the door now faces N1.

If we look at the flying star chart of “Age of 6” building facing N1, we will easily understand why he did this. By turning the doors to face N1, the doors will get water star 6 energy which is exactly what is needed at that time. Besides this, he also put a water fountain in the entrance, and this is to activated the good water star energy in the NW. Since then, the hotel have been very prosperous until today. What about Age of 7 and 8 ?
We must not forget that the main entrance is still in the NW location with water star 8 in the flying star chart for the building and star 8 now takes over to continue the prosperity of the Hotel for both periods.’

Courtesy of Master Raymond Lo from Hongkong.

That's all, folk.

Have a lazy afternoon.
Cheers.

Fungsui Course

New course available on gender exchange role in view of possible retrenchment for the present economy.

Males only.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Outline of Course:

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with PowerPoint presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

Topic 3 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote control to your significant other? Helpline support and other support groups provided.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and the nearest convenient spot. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

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As usual,



Still in hibernation, meaning not active in forums, ha-ha. My apologies.