Friday, August 29, 2008

About Marriage Life

Hi folks,

A little tired tonite, guess something to occupied your time if you happens to be here. Get back to Zi-Wei 2morow nite.




How it started

Once upon a time,

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"

He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replied, "I want you to communicate."

He said to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means."

The little girl giggled and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband!"


A song for gals, who feels that guys are not emotional enough, well some guys just got the IQ but miss on the EQ, right? This is a song from them, okie?



Till-then,
Yours Truly.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

About Seniority

The best part of being a practitioner, the older you get, like vintage wine, the more your value increased. right? Or is it?



The Small Town Witness

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both prosecutor and counselor to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"

After a hard day's work



Have a good rest. No, I'm not starting a music appreciation topic, ha-ha.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Silk Road Tour Packages

Hi all,

It's Sunday again.

Let's go on a silk-road tour with this Mtv, ha-ha.



or you would prefer this,



Till-then, cheers.
Yours truly.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Purple Star Astrology

Tian Ji The Strategist



The Strategist is an extremely active star with intelligence, imagination however temperamental. Good news is if this star is found alone in the House of life or Self-domain without being affected by the influential stars Quan or the negative influential stars Ji from the four Major change by the Heavenly stems, it denotes a long life span and possesses kind-hearted characteristics.

About the four Major influences on four stars in the chart from the ruling Heavenly stem, it is termed as three wonders made of three positive influences which would enhanced the affected stars with Lu(Wealth), Quan(Power and Status) or Ke(Intelligence) however it comes with one negative influence on one of the stars in the birthchart which signifies a negative situation depending on which palace it falls into. If you are lost, never mind, you would get a clearer picture later on when we finished with characteristic of the 14 major stars and the rest of the 42 sub-stars.

Tian Ji implies kindness and is the master of brothers. He has an intelligent mind with interest in a variety of subject but not in depth enough. The Name Strategist given fit in more a person with foresight and strategic skill planning, best to be an employee rather than an entrepreneurs as the star is easily distracted and not being focused enough. However don't be disappointed by this, if it is supported by good-stars, would bring status and authority in management of a MNC (e.g Listed company ). Most people with this star in their self-domain normally are artistic and hold specialized skills when meet with the negative stars, the pair of Qing Yang(the sword) and Tuo Lou(the humpback). For major stars, it is best not to meet Speaker or Jumen star in the self-domain and negative stars within the matrix as it would mean tempoary money and power.For females, if this pair of stars, Tian Ji and Jumen are together and get to meet the bad stars of Huo Xing and Ling Xing, Tuo Lou and Yang Ren, they would normally be vulnerable in affairs of the heart and get cheated.

This pair of stars if together are normally found in the Mao or You palace(the four flower location). The spouse palace would have Tai-yang and Tai-yin stars together and their partner would normally possesses strange characteristics of being warm sometime and cold at other times the relationship.

Its element is yin-wood.(-)

That's all for today, cheers.

How to take readings

My morning fix.



I will carried on with Purple star astrology later on today.

Right now, food for thought if you're here.

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

Till-then, cheers.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Chicken Soup For Tomorrow

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Is there God?

Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.

They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked together. They asked the question, "IS THERE A GOD?"

Suddenly there was a loud crash, and in a brilliant explosion of silicon and plastic the computers fused into what appeared to the scientists to be one large computer in place of the many smaller ones.

One of the scientists raced to the printer as it finally output its answer. "There is NOW", read the printout.

Ha-ha,too tired tonite, will come back back on Purple Star Astrology. About Qi Men Dun Jia, after I have finished discoursing David Twickens Book.

A song for WOMAN feeling down before you go to sleep.