New course available on gender exchange role in view of possible retrenchment for the present economy.
Males only.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Outline of Course:
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with PowerPoint presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
Topic 3 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote control to your significant other? Helpline support and other support groups provided.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and the nearest convenient spot. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming and not putting your energy in the right direction. More on practical exposure. Open forum for debate.
Topic 7 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape session.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials by previous participants.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation for further understanding.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued which qualifies for entry to an advanced course of ‘Leadership-how to train your screaming kids to be a future potential president without going mental’. Course fees negotiable depending on the birth-chart of your kid.
As usual,
Still in hibernation, meaning not active in forums, ha-ha. My apologies.
