Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then he says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung. Someone has stolen tent."
Ha-ha....
Hi all,
Guess What? Actually I had not thought of blogging, being busy and finding other things to amuse myself lately. Well, strange enough, the last two days events culminated into this thoughts that I am sharing now. It started with attending a Yoga Mediation course that is free. Fair enough, it really is free and the organiser had to spend some money at least in renting an air conditioned classroom and other amenities and not even asking for a donation at all, I am impressed being bored by those freebies with a catch. Then as usual, a prep talk before the mediation exercise started which is about the Ten Masters, Abraham, Socrates, Lao Zi, Confucius, Moses(reminds me of a Dmoses in 5arts forum which had given me a moment of time in relaxation while debating with him) and some Indian Masters.
I had then when having some free time just now, updated on what is happening in the 5Arts Forum and the first thing I saw was 'What is Qi' and a member was asking some to explain whether the Qi from Yoga and Mediation was related to the topic. Then I read another topic that was on 'Encounters with the Supernatural'.
Eerily, I had a few days ago, and I even told a 5arts Friend that being bored, I had lately started applying Da Liu Ren on wealth luck as I was curious whether it works or not. The first time I had used it was a Malaysian couple had came into Singapore and asked me about their wealth luck as they are visiting Marina Bay Sands Integrated Resort Casinos. I had got a reading showing Wealth in Void and I didn't wanted to spoilt their fun as they were already in Singapore though tactfully, telling them to stop if they win enough due to my habit of being cryptic now, ha-ha. As usual, they told me that they lost some money before they left. The second time I had then used it on myself which was on Monday this week, for our local lottery Toto which had a snowball prize of S$1.5 Million. I had normally used the Da Liu Ren in the past to find out how critical the illness was for client and also like the art Qi Men Dun Jia to look for doctor with affinity to cure. And as I was curious how accurate this art could be for Wealth, I had decided to use it meanwhile to learn.
On that Monday as I had met my friend together again for a casual drink at a local pub owned by a British friend, I told him I decided to try it out on this lottery. I then told him I got a DLR chart stating that I will have some small wealth and the curious thing was that wealth didn't appear in the Three Pass or Three Transformations part, the most critical portion in the analysis as this metaphysics arts can also be used to read world events.(Ha-ha, I had not bought any ticket as I have explained my reasons why to that friend of mine).
And true enough, no one strike the Jackpot prize and it snowballs to S$3 Million now for this Thursday Draw. Yesterday, as both of us meet up, I then told him about the results. Before that, I told him as I was moving around before to meet him, I had then check the DLR chart to find out where the best place to buy but however, I got a chart instead on Authorities/Ghosts or 官鬼 as the main theme instead of Wealth and with the Shen Sha or Angels and Demons which is more on spiritual events. Guess what? We were actually meeting up for this Yoga mediation class which is spiritual stuffs. I had a good laugh after that as before, I had actually thought of skipping the class as I was quite tired but the chart had said that it is good for my health which is my priority now. True enough, after attending the free course, I had found improvement in my Life today as I write my thoughts. Anyway, just for your information, Da Liu Ren as mentioned before is not an easy Metaphysics Arts to learn as intuition is involved too. For those using the Yi Jing, Wen Wang Yi Gua or Liu Yao will find it easier to understand the concept. So don't say I didn't warn you if you intend to learn this art. Sometimes, the readings will ignore your request and go into another thing. Interestingly, I had used the I Ching today which had also ignored my request for another matter and had given me a Hex 30 Li instead, two Li Gua, and Fire sometimes you can look at it as religion. The funny part was as I was using a poker card method, I had got a picture card, the Queen of Heart which is auspicious. And the Yoga mediation uses the photograph of Shri Mataji, the photograph together. Coincidence with the Queen of Hearts? Sometimes, I do feel the I Ching has resort to challenging me now instead as I am Human and sometimes do think 'Eh?' I wasn't surprised when Mulberry had shared my viewpoint at one time. (She at least had conceded whereas the I Ching suspect I have not, ha-ha)
This meditation course is actually about awakening the Kundalini involving the Seven Chakra or you may say opening your third eye and many others telepathic arts which is similar to that of Taoism or the Tibetans Arts.
I will be Back to continue this post, off for a while to watch an old Korean drama for an hour daily, my chicken soup which at the moment is putting a smile on my face. : ) cheers.
Ha-ha, I' m back as I have again got lost in my focus in something else. Not the Football World Cup craze. Anyway, I would have some advices for those with spouses or friends who have uncontrollable urges in gambling in my next post. Thought I would write about it down first here in case I forget again, ha-ha...
Anyway, the meditation course was about the Void(sounds familiar as in Metaphysics) and our thoughts which will initiates the actions and results in favorable or unfavorable outcomes. Unfavorable as what you can say : 'Looking for troubles' or 'You asked for it' when a person is well-fed and Bored like me, ha-ha....
For a clearer explanations, read this link for one of my posts.
http://wwwleegiat.blogspot.com/2008/10/nothing-to-fear.html
Anyway, interestingly, in this meditation session, we were told to immerse our feet in a basin filled with water and a handful of sea salt add in to remove negative chi from our body as we meditate just like in Feng Shui. It works, just remember to throw the used water into the toilet bowl and do not kill your plants if you like to recycle for climate change. : )
Okay, that will be all, folks.
Cheers.
My thoughts which is straight from the heart:
