Bears and Bulls

Hi folks,

As usual,

How the government system works.

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into a forest.

The CIA went into a forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI then went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

A rabbit was then released into another forest. The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".



Ah, to carry on with the Yi Jing.

Two month or so ago, I got a MMS picture of a Yi Jing card reading from a client of mine shown in the picture above. The card in the centre is the subject. Normally for Asian countries with Chinese community places, you would sometimes find the odd stall with a table and stool with a umbrella occupied by a so called fortune teller using poker card for divinations. Most of the time, it is based on the Yi Jing and some would have a Chinese deity on the table for inspiration.

My this client, boy, was in a fluster over the reading. And I don’t find it unusual.
Accordingly, as it showed a black club of queen in the centre, it means bad events would be happening to the person involved which in this case is the mother who will meet with a disaster last month. The last divination I did with this method had also a similar card and subsequently, the client had passed away with cancer relapse..

I, of course, can’t panic, right? We are seasoned practitioners set to find out causes and effects, can’t afford to.

Don’t bother with the rest of the cards which was for fine-tuning the readings as it would be too complicated to explain. However, for those interested, be patient as I’ m seeking approval from my mentor, Mr. Vincent Koh of Singapore Fengshui Centre to access his chat room to share this not so ancient art of fortune telling (poker cards was invented a few hundred years ago only, right) for the kind and right people who helps out with giving advice, though right or wrong on the Internet. Not promoting his website but I had an obligations to Yi Jing to share and promote this knowledge for free and I can’t think of a more suitable site which I can use for free.

I, of course, was surprised as I have the mother’s bazi though the hour pillar was not given. And I also have the daughter’s birth chart and I can’t see anything amiss. I did know that the mother have diabetes and it don’t kill if under proper medication and diet. I then, to play safe (local slang) ask the Yi Jing. It showed a card of the Ace of heart. It put a smile on my face at the answer as not only that it’s an auspicious card but she was my ex-girlfriend and who have been promoting me to all her Malaysian friends and which I have put a stop to lately.. The Yi Jing was telling me ‘Ah, this person is related to you right? Don’t worry.’ This card also represents Man and Woman relationship.

I was then puzzled as the poker card readings for divination is always right regardless of the expertise of the one doing it. How did the queen of club come about in the first divination? On further inquiry into the health of the mother, it turns out that the subject also has mental delusions which can leads to accidents or committing suicide. I then check out the house fengshui which I have audited before, I only then realized that the mother gua was 9 and her house chart have mountain star 9 in the south and with the annual star 5 this year in that sector, it create a mental problem with 9 enhancing 5. However, cure has already been implemented early this year. I then realized coincidentally that she, at that time, have bought another property which she was shifting in the following month and of course, would have change the destiny. The Yi Jing is telling me, ‘Ah, so do you understand now?’ Ha-ha, do you? Well, I leave it to you to decide.

To conclude, an understanding and the right attitude of usage of the Yi Jing in pursuit of Metaphysics would be enhanced with triple speed for a normal student and I stand by this quote. Even if you don’t agreed, ha-ha……

Till-then, cheerio!!!
Yes, what I' m doing at home on a Friday nite? Ha-ha, I also don't know.

Understanding Politics

Hi all,

As usual,

A quote from the late,late show on telly,

"U.N. officials said today they desperately need $7 billion to help people cope with disasters, but they're having a hard time getting people to send rescue money. Here's what the UN should do: Invest in bad mortgages, run a bank into the ground, give yourself a bonus, get some spa treatments and, in no time, the government will send you $750 billion." --Jay Leno

This is an interesting link to gossips for kay pohs like me, ha-ha.

http://alvinology.wordpress.com/2008/12/01/who-is-nga-kor-ming/

This blog puts a smile on my face after reading this article. My apologies as the YouTube recordings are in Mandarin for those of you who do no understand the language. The guy mentioned in this article is a Malaysian Politician who reminds me of the Ju Men Star 巨门 or The Speaker in Zi Wei Astrology. The Ju Men Star belong to the Southern Group of Stars. By the way, Mr. Obama have this star flying from the opposite palace of spouse with 'Hua Quan' into the Career Palace for his present ten year span of his life. Hua Quan means enhancement of the star with Authority in case you have forgotten. This guy really have all the dynamics in a true Ju Men Star with the right matrix of support stars. Wonder what is his Bazi chart with the hour pillar not given? Really cool….

Till-then, cheerio!!!

Me and Yi-Jing

oOps, should be Yi-Jing and Me, Ha-ha, hope you dun mind, Yi-Jing.

Ah, another nice afternoon to indulge in my present torture of knowing too much or is it?

Feeling Lost lately, with the holidays. Can't move around as Mr. Rat, my sword or some call it the bloody knfe, ha-ha, would be around soon. By the way, I am a Yang Ren or strong water person and Mr. Rat, supposed to be my secret friend, have a conspiracy or combinations with my Mr. Ox in my chart and would be moving the sword. Dun know what I can do to pass my time. Thought of maybe accepting the offer of a trip to Hongkong with all expenses paid for December BUT. Surprisingly, got a signal from my dear Yi-Jing and here it goes:




Ok, let me just talk more about my best friend, Yi-Jing as I' m thinking that for some of you folks who don't know much about Zi Wei Astrology or Purple Star Astrology can read the book by Mr. Loh Yew Fatt, 'Predestined Affinity' or something like that. You can go to the forum that I have mentioned earlier on for some comments on it, in my earlier post. Not that I' m being lazy, ha-ha. By the time I have finished with it at this pace, you might lose your interest.

Now, I still have not figured out the gender for Yi Jing, so we would just address as it is ? . I personally feel that the Yi Jing is the basis for all metaphysics studies. Initially, you might feel out of touch with using the texts for interpretations or divinations, but don't despair. It takes times to be connected. It's like you just got to know a friend. It would take times to built a relationship to a level that it's like having telepathy. Like some of you might find that certain best friend or close one is in trouble, you would get an uneasy feeling the whole day. That' s what I meant, intuition.

Anyway, I would stop now to enjoy this lazy afternoon. Argh, it's fading off!

Till-then,
Cheerio!!!

Golf and Yi-Jing

As usual, but with respect.

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.

The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time."

Ha-ha, Divine Intervention.

Hi Folks,

Just in case you are around. Zi Wei Astrology SOON, ha-ha.

Cheers.

Cowboy and Life

Hi Folks,

As usual,

A Cowboy’s Guide to Life.


'Never squat with yer spurs on.

There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'..

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.'

My apologies, ain't got anything worth to contribute lately. About Zi Wei Astrology, do you remember earlier that I had posted a link to a forum which have contributions from Master Tony Tan so that I don't have to keep copying, ha-ha. For the Southern group, I would try to do some posting the next few days, if he is still not back from Indonesia to contribute. Argh,it will be back to work. Finally, the Strategist in Mr. Obama has shown up with a brilliant tactic which I have been wondering why the previous government had not focus on and had spend funds on unnecessary projects and scientific research, quote from a news report: 'He also plans to develop alternative energy technologies that he says can free the United States from its dependence on foreign oil and keep the US economy competitive in the years ahead.' Well-done, Mr. Strategist.

Till-then,
Cheerio!!!

Sun Tzi' s Art of War

Hi Folks,

Did you all go on to Master Joseph Yu Blog for his views on Liu Fa Fengshui, I assure you that it would be interesting. and it is not a commercial site. I have not come across any reputable master yet who have taken this stance on Liu Fa Fengshui. Sure admire him for that for bringing out his views. I’ m not related to him, so don’t worry, ha-ha…

By the way, I was getting bored yesterday but got amused when I came upon an interesting article about a news report by Master Ken Lai in his blog from October 2007. Nothing to do with the above topic. Guess it would be tedious for you all to search, here it goes.

‘The following case is a real Feng Shui war happened in Taiwan. This is taken from a newspaper report.

The office building of a government department looks like the mouth of a tiger. It is called "Tiger Snooping" (老虎探頭 ) formation.

Around 1980, the residents lived across the street of this office had a family member who died accidentally. They hired a Feng Shui master to find out the cause.

The master said the government office across the street looks like a tiger opening its mouth to bite potential prey. The mouth pointed at this resident's (Mr. Wu) house. So accidents happen to them.

This family was advised to put two 30 cm long wooden arrows on the external wall facing the government office. Life becomes peaceful again for many years.

Five years ago, the government promotes energy-efficient designs and put sun-blocking steel mesh around the office building.

Mr. Wu did not feel comfortable with this steel mesh, so he consulted the Feng Shui master again.

The master said the Feng Shui formation becomes "tiger wears armor". The steel mesh has boosted the power of the tiger mouth. ( Ha-ha, pardon me when it gets to this part, I sure love the beauty of the Chinese language in fengshui, didn’t meant anything else, my personal quote )

Mr. Wu replaced the wooden arrows with stainless steel arrows and increases the bow and arrow sets from two to three.

Strange things happened after this Feng Shui battle has started. The wife of the dept. head of this government office and multiple employees died of accidents or cancer. Low morale and fear rule this government office.

The government office invited Mr. Wu for negotiation and compromise. But so far nothing is done yet.'

Well, well, I will just leave it to you all to decide…

Sweet Dreams.